AbovetheLine Services, Inc.
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I just make you talk about yourself cause I'm winging it here. What brings you to HomeGuide? What are your parents names? Do you like pie or cake? Are Penguins from the North or the South Pole?
I hate working. Best part is when I'm clocking out... right? Give me a high five... too slow, you missed.
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Frequently asked questions
What is your typical process for working with a new customer?
I like to sit there and stare and make them talk to me first. You know, customer is like a lady and ladies always go first.
What education and/or training do you have that relates to your work?
I was in the circus when I was a kid. And one time I thought I was gonna die in the Everglades. Now I just shoot the shit. Keeps me well rounded. What about you? What do you know?
Do you have a standard pricing system for your services? If so, please share the details here.
Just give me everything in your pocket and I don't make change. You go figure your own life out.
Services offered
Masonry Construction Services
Water Dock Services
Piano Moving
Deck Or Porch Addition
Snow Removal
Home Inspection
Dog Training
Property Management
Locksmiths